is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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