Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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