I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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