Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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