Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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