We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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