Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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