His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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