i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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