He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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