literally had 100 drinks last night.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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