Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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