i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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