Dual....:-)
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize