The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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