He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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