Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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