Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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