We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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