He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Oh god it's open bar.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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