It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
did you just send me my own nude
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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