i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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