one might say we're banned from that church
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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