I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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