he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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