a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it's like iHOP with fire
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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