Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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