You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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