at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I puked a lego.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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