I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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