i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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