Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
