she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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