Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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