Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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