Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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