I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I bet he comes in French.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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