i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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