I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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