I wish I only lived at night.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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