the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
