I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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