Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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