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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
whose parrot is this?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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