Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
A+ Viking dick
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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