Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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