Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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