He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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