Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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