I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
How's work?
Spinning.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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