it was like his penis was on wheels.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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