My first STD was from a foam party
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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