Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i would punch a child for taco bell
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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