omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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