Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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