One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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