marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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