Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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