fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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