don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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